Saturday, February 5, 2011

My Ads 2.0

Ok, I'm kind of biting the hand that feeds me here, but what the fuck is up with my advertisements? This morning, I got up to check the blog and found it plastered with ads for Justin Bieber! Since this discovery was combined with a wicked case of morning wood, that goddamn Google AdSense had me questioning my sexuality! Alright, I admit it, the Biebs does kind of have it going on, but...no! NOOOOO! Damn you AdSense, you are not going to turn me into a pole-smoker! I am not going to start playing the skin flute just to get a few extra bucks out of a fucking blog!

Damn you and your adorable little bowl-cut!
So yeah, I'm a little pissed off at Justin Bieber right now. I mean, I don't think he's the fucking anti-Christ like most people, but his fans do creep me out. Check out one of his concert videos, when they cut to the audience, it looks like footage from the movie Jesus Camp. Seriously, the mindless devotion in these girls' tear-filled eyes is pretty disturbing. I'm sure if Justin Bieber told them to start stuffing Jews into ovens, they would obey without a second's hesitation.

 Ah, the childhood memories...

Oh yeah, and did you know Justin Bieber was nominated for a BET award? What the fuck was that for, his shoes?

Sweet Tims, yo.

SO YEAH, I'm gonna go watch about four hours of lesbian porn and forget this ever happened.




DON'T YOU DARE LEAVE A FUCKING COMMENT.

48 comments:

  1. i'll leave a motherfuckin comment if i feelz like it. but srsly, you know adsense is content related right? this post is only going to make you get more bieber fever ads on here.

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  2. Yea tons of bieber fever up in here. I won't lie, I'm quite jelly of him. Wish I had a land rover and 69billion dollars (exaggeration of course).

    Also he's wearing Black in that picture, there for he can be nominated for a BET award.

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  3. Ohman. Everything about Justin Bieber kinda eludes my mind. I have no idea what he's doing where he is, how he got there, or how anyone thought he would be a good idea. Somehow it worked, and I don't get that.

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  4. Try to use keywords that are relevant to the content you want displayed.

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  5. Justin Beiber! Justin Beiber! Justin Beiber! Justin Beiber! Justin Beiber! Justin Beiber! :D

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  6. wow... i was seriously gonna comment "butthurt much?" durr

    **HEADDESK**

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  7. Bieber is one of the nature's unexplainable phenomena...Poor guy seems to make people love him and hate - in equal numbers!

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  8. lol bieber gone and done it! Agreed, wtf BET?

    followed!

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  9. well it would be good news if you had some 14 year old girls here clicking on all his ads

    I can see it now "OMG OMG its Bieber ads *clicky clicky* not loading fast enough i'll click faster *clickclickclick* "

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  10. Dude, as soon I got here the ad on the side was "Meet real men". I think adsense has you figured out son.

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  11. Thanks for the bieber ads and content man, I love that little fucker and his yellow boots.

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  12. Yea. SOOOOOO I left a comment. That aside, figure that it could be worse. I would love to know what you posted though to prompt Bieber. haha

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  13. This will only bring out more justin bieber adds! Why do u hate justin bieber? he's a nice looking kid and has some good songs......

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  14. I see what you did there with that last line. I will comment if I damn well please.

    I wonder how long will Bieber fever will last?

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  15. i leave you a comment anyways good sir

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  16. Hey, nice post, looking forward to the next ones. :)

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  17. I'm leaving a comment for the lulz, but yeah I hope Beiber eventually just goes away... like... soon... lol

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  18. Lol. More talking about justin bieber --> more bieber related ads.
    Also nice reverse psychology with the last line.

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  19. Well atleast your adds seem to have fixed themselves.
    Also in the interest of seeing more bieber adds,
    "Justin Bieber"
    :D

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  20. Lmfaooo hell yea dude, Beiber fans are wIERd as they come 0_o

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  21. Haha, if you keep talking about Justin Bieber his ads will come back to haunt you!

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  22. Justin beiber sucks fat dick. He says he blazes and he doesn't cus hes a dirty cock sucking liar!

    Following for interest :)

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  23. Hahaha. Like others have said, keep mentioning him and more of his ads will pop up! He's like genital warts.

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  24. You can block catergories in adsense to avoid such bieber related incidents in the future dude

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  25. XD that's hilarious!

    Following

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  26. W8tin for the next great post kepp it up!!

    http://crossroads-blues.blogspot.com/

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  27. What can i say, i hope your method to forget this incident will work for you.

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  28. By mentioning him it might make more appear

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