|I can still hear the awesomely bend-y guitar notes.|
|You fuckin with the wrong crew.|
Enter Ted Turner. As we all know, this evil bastard has enough money to mortgage the souls of all the children in Africa. He doesn't give a fuck about the profits of some stupid cartoon that brought kids like me unhealthy amounts of joy. No, he thought SWAT Kats was too violent, too amoral to be shown on his network, and he decided he was going to make an example out of it. He canceled the show, overruling its creators, and never made a public statement about it or anything. SWAT Kats was allowed to evaporate into the ether like a fever-dream, and there it stayed, lodged in my subconscious until wikipedia revealed the truth.
|This is his "I Just Killed Your Childhood" face|
FUCK YOU, TED TURNER. FUCK YOU RIGHT IN YOUR LIVER-SPOTTED FACE.