Ahhh, St. Valentine's Day...my least favorite day of the year. My butthurt over this day isn't even the comical kind -- it's the real 180-proof, God-mode butthurt. The kind of butthurt your anus just isn't prepared for. So for today, I'm leaving all my fellow butthurt homies a very special valentine, courtesy of Mr. Alphonse Capone:
Even these guys are having a better Valentine's Day then me.