Monday, February 14, 2011

A Quick One Before I Go Get Shitty

Ahhh, St. Valentine's Day...my least favorite day of the year. My butthurt over this day isn't even the comical kind -- it's the real 180-proof, God-mode butthurt. The kind of butthurt your anus just isn't prepared for. So for today, I'm leaving all my fellow butthurt homies a very special valentine, courtesy of Mr. Alphonse Capone:

Even these guys are having a better Valentine's Day then me.

Posted by AugustineOfRhino at 11:48 AM

27 comments:

  1. AnonymousFebruary 14, 2011 at 12:56 PM

    i too, detest this day -____-

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  2. after3February 14, 2011 at 1:57 PM

    Ha Ha I just found outr it was V-day.

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  3. after3February 14, 2011 at 1:57 PM

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  4. JordanFebruary 14, 2011 at 2:33 PM

    why do so many people hate valentines day???

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  5. thegoldenchildFebruary 14, 2011 at 2:33 PM

    this is some butt-hurting post.

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  6. ZakkFebruary 14, 2011 at 2:54 PM

    That was brutal.

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  7. dubmixtFebruary 14, 2011 at 6:51 PM

    God-mode butthurt.

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  8. BoatatoFebruary 14, 2011 at 6:54 PM

    The butt-hurt is so bad on this end that I can't even sit down.

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  9. LinksssFebruary 14, 2011 at 7:02 PM

    its valentines day? didnt kno and does ur butt hurt cause ur gay jesus christ why are so many ppl hatin on vday

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  10. AnonymouseFebruary 14, 2011 at 7:53 PM

    well a happy singles awareness day to you too. enjoy the binge drinking.

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  11. AnonymousFebruary 14, 2011 at 9:30 PM

    Happy Vajayjay day. Don't drink and drive.

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  12. Stuff that matters, stuff that don'tFebruary 15, 2011 at 4:30 AM

    My butt hurt too from going on a bike ride :S
    Followed

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  13. murz90February 15, 2011 at 7:22 AM

    You're so romantic, dude.

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  14. T. BanacekFebruary 15, 2011 at 7:32 AM

    Hope you had a great Valentine's day and stuff.

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  15. WobblesFebruary 15, 2011 at 8:20 AM

    I don't know. I'd rather have a bad day than a day that ends with me dead.

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  16. JamesFebruary 15, 2011 at 8:38 AM

    lovely. @Wobbles, I believe they're sleeping.

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  17. Life With GrandpaFebruary 15, 2011 at 8:44 AM

    i agree with wobbles, and i lol'd at james said...

    well i'm happy to say i can't wait for more butthurt!

    i'll be following, every morning, with my coffee, so come check out my grandpa and the stuff he says/does.

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  18. AnonymousFebruary 15, 2011 at 8:59 AM

    That is horrific...

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  19. Double CFebruary 15, 2011 at 9:09 AM

    Here's to today being better than V-Day...

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  20. Monumental_MammothFebruary 15, 2011 at 9:25 AM

    You are will not be forever alone I hope. I've read a statistic that many men refuse to date until after valentines day. Strange!

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  21. ErasmusFebruary 15, 2011 at 9:30 AM

    Woah. Yeah, there's a lot of hate for v-day, not doubt.

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  22. RondarielFebruary 15, 2011 at 9:49 AM

    Lol this year Valentine's day didn't even bother me...

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  23. metalpark_73189February 15, 2011 at 9:58 AM

    yea valentines day sucks!

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  24. Just that guyFebruary 15, 2011 at 10:01 AM

    nope no butt hurt here

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  25. Lendo KharFebruary 15, 2011 at 10:08 AM

    I find funny how the ad next to your post said Find True love in God.

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  26. PlansetasFebruary 15, 2011 at 3:58 PM

    glad it's finally over lol

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  27. AnonymousFebruary 15, 2011 at 11:00 PM

    Happy Late Valentines day

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