Monday, February 14, 2011

A Quick One Before I Go Get Shitty

Ahhh, St. Valentine's Day...my least favorite day of the year. My butthurt over this day isn't even the comical kind -- it's the real 180-proof, God-mode butthurt. The kind of butthurt your anus just isn't prepared for. So for today, I'm leaving all my fellow butthurt homies a very special valentine, courtesy of Mr. Alphonse Capone:

Even these guys are having a better Valentine's Day then me.

27 comments:

  1. i too, detest this day -____-

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  2. Ha Ha I just found outr it was V-day.

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  4. why do so many people hate valentines day???

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  5. The butt-hurt is so bad on this end that I can't even sit down.

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  6. its valentines day? didnt kno and does ur butt hurt cause ur gay jesus christ why are so many ppl hatin on vday

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  7. well a happy singles awareness day to you too. enjoy the binge drinking.

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  8. Happy Vajayjay day. Don't drink and drive.

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  9. My butt hurt too from going on a bike ride :S
    Followed

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  10. Hope you had a great Valentine's day and stuff.

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  11. I don't know. I'd rather have a bad day than a day that ends with me dead.

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  12. lovely. @Wobbles, I believe they're sleeping.

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  13. i agree with wobbles, and i lol'd at james said...

    well i'm happy to say i can't wait for more butthurt!

    i'll be following, every morning, with my coffee, so come check out my grandpa and the stuff he says/does.

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  14. That is horrific...

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  15. Here's to today being better than V-Day...

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  16. You are will not be forever alone I hope. I've read a statistic that many men refuse to date until after valentines day. Strange!

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  17. Woah. Yeah, there's a lot of hate for v-day, not doubt.

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  18. Lol this year Valentine's day didn't even bother me...

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  19. I find funny how the ad next to your post said Find True love in God.

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  20. Happy Late Valentines day

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